Uh okay so I’ve been watching a lot of Phineas and Ferb that show is awesome and I will fight you if you say otherwise.
Anyway I totally ship Perry and Doofenshmirtz but only conditionally because Perry is a platypus so…….. awkward. So of course I decide to spend way too much time thinking about a children’s show and come up with a ridiculously developed human!Perry AU. That I will now subject you to.
So, Agent Perry, codename “The Platypus,” is actually Ferb’s Scottish cousin. He’s part of an international spy exchange program, and back in Scotland he was a rookie who had never been on a field mission. He was green as grass and had family moving to the US, so his agency figured, what the hey, we’ll send him. His very first mission ever was thwarting one of Doof’s plans, but shortly after there was a crisis that required all agents, and so Perry went and became badass on a critical mission while no one was looking. After the crisis, he was reassigned to Doof and they’ve been each other’s hobbies ever since. And by hobby I mean life. He lives in the Flynn-Fletcher basement, and to the kids he’s “Cousin Perry. He doesn’t do much.” He talks even less than Ferb does, and has a heavy Scottish accent.
Also I’ve been doing pretty much nothing but drawing him and Doof, so. Expect more of this.